no one knows what its like to be the bad guy

Oh Mariah. Pull yourself together! Put on some decent clothes and stop making Puffy collaborations and you'll be fine.

TV News: As the Fall season fast approaches, last-minute
casting additions are being made to the television lineup.
Tiffani Theissen will play a sex columnist on "Just Shoot Me."
Can you say "Sex and the City", anyone? Theissen has reportedly
signed on for three episodes, but it could become a permanent
role.

“Saddam Hussein has written a book that’s being turned into a TV series. It’s called “Zabiba and the King,” and the part of Zabiba is going to be played by Saddam’s daughter, Tori Hussein.” -David Letterman on The Late Show

i took a nap outside on the football field of trinity during my lunch break. i dont know if i'm allowed to do that or not but i dont really care. it was weird when the campus tours would walk by but really, im so exhausted that i'd take a nap underneath my cubicle desk if i didn't have to hear the phone ring every 30 sec.