this about sums up my weird day
dacaterpillar: so guess who got a detention today!
sarlaco3: hahaha
sarlaco3: that sucks
sarlaco3: what happened?!
dacaterpillar: isn't that weird? im fuckin 18 years old and they gave me a detention
dacaterpillar: its the only time i've ever gotten in trouble in high school
sarlaco3: wow.. did you try to talk your way out of it?
dacaterpillar: no
sarlaco3: why not?
dacaterpillar: see, my whole spanish class skipped the other day cause we had a sub. so she interrogated all of us for half the class and by the time it was my turn everyone took all the excuses so i was just like "umm i just left"
sarlaco3: what did you get it for?
sarlaco3: ooh that sucks
dacaterpillar: so then a couple of other people admitted they skipped too and we all got office refferals and a detention from my teacher
dacaterpillar: i prob could've lied my way out of it but i would have to lie in spanish
sarlaco3: that is fuckin terrible.
sarlaco3: was detention bad?
dacaterpillar: i have it on monday, i think i might have to call out of work. its not that im mad, its just that its really weirdddd
sarlaco3: why is it really weird?
dacaterpillar: cause who gets a detention in high school? you're so old. i dunno, maybe i got my bad streak out in middle school
sarlaco3: haha.. i'm used to MY high school, where the detention hall was ALLLLLLWAYS packed
sarlaco3: fighting, weapons, drugs, cutting
dacaterpillar: it just seems a bit ridiculous
sarlaco3: it is.
sarlaco3: detention
sarlaco3: hah!
dacaterpillar: school in general
sarlaco3: you get all crazy thinkaholic when you smoke, huh?

She turned to me & whispered, don't you just love it when you
get so excited you forget to breathe? & the thought of her smiling eyes still
makes me laugh.

"Give yourself a perfect day. Do what makes you happiest. Look upon what gives you joy. Speak to those who warm your heart. Listen to that which lifts your spirit. Surround yourself with sights and sounds and people who give you pleasure. For all the happiness you give to others all yearlong, give yourself a perfect day."

we had this special "workshop" today during class on sexual harassment. one of our gym teachers came in and taught the class about sexual harassment. but it ended up being so weird and messed up. he kept giving examples of sexual harassment, and he didn't just describe a situation, he acted it out in class to the girls and it was messed up. he seriously harassed by friend michelle and like leered at her. it was WRONG and it made the whole class uncomfortable. he did it to like 3 other girls. and the whole workshop was basically him giving examples of how some minor thing could be construed as sexual harassment so all the guys should be careful about what they do. he wasn't trying to tell us that it was WRONG to do those things, he was basically saying that people should watch what they do because they may not get away with it. thats fucked up daisy!

"I yelled for joy. We passed the bottle. The great blazing stars came out, the far-receding sand hills got dim. I felt like an arrow that could shoot out all the way."-Jack Kerouac

i walked into a door today and my arm hurts

Bossanova
Rough
Amazing
Narcotic
Damn GIna
Young BK

this is charlotte in a nutshell
ALison3001: were you really hurting here?
ALison3001: i mean her
CVixen007: yeah then she punched me in my vagina and kneed me there
ALison3001: hahaaaa
ALison3001: sorry that must've hurt but its funny to hear that
ALison3001: like the image of it is really funny
CVixen007: it hurt and thats when i tackled her and kneed her in the stomach
CVixen007: then i dumped a bottle of water over her head and threw it at her
ALison3001: thats so amazing! was anyone watching?
CVixen007: yeah it was in matt's backyard and he, kat and his mom were watching
ALison3001: did they try to stop you?
CVixen007: no
CVixen007: they just stood there
CVixen007: like idiots
ALison3001: whoa thats intense. why did you start fighting?
CVixen007: because she told me that kristen was bad for me and that our relationship wouldnt last
CVixen007: and then i pushed her and she punched me in the face and we started fighting
ALison3001: so you won the fight?
CVixen007: yeah basically i wanted to slam her on the ground
ALison3001: thats fucking so cool man. i wish i could get in fist fights but i'd probably be a wimp like her and go for the crotch
CVixen007: or bite
ALison3001: i'd bite their crotch
CVixen007: ewww
thats nasty
CVixen007: i'll teach u how to fight

this woman at my work yesterday told me that my hair looked horrible. why are people so goddamn rude? for one thing, it doesn't look horrible. and even if it did, like it's any of her fucking business to say something harsh like that.

i got a 'parking warning' from my school security guard today because i forgot to put my parking pass in my car. they KNOW who i am and they know that i'm a senior and that i have a parking pass, why do they have to be such technical jerk offs?

this happened right behind my woods today. weird.

this should interest tysa

oh my god, roswell is my freakin torture. why did they have to make alex die? he was my favorite! he seriously was my favorite too, he was so cute and so funny and so nice. he was amazing. i HATE how i get sucked into tv shows. it's so stupid to because i'm fully aware of the fact that the tv people deliberately fuck with our heads yet i still watch and get emotionally wrenched by their farces. I'm all splotchy from crying for the last hour. god, why do tv shows affect my life?!!?!?!

whoohoo! boston public and ally mcbeal and roswell tonight!

i think i just smoked the cob

Now that she's back in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey
She acts like summer and walks like rain
Reminds me that there's time to change, hey, hey
Since the return from her stay on the moon
She listens like spring and she talks like June, hey, hey

Tell me did you sail across the sun
Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated

Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star
One without a permanent scar
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there

Now that she's back from her soul vacation
Tracing her way through the constellation, hey, hey
She checks out Mozart while she does tae-bo
Reminds me that there's time to grow, hey, hey

Now that she's back in the atmosphere
I'm afraid that she might think of me as plain ol' Jane
Told a story about a man who is too afraid to fly so he never did land

Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head beck to the Milky Way
And tell me, did Venus blow your mind
Was it everything you wanted to find
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there

Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
Your best friend always sticking up for you even when I know you're wrong
Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance five-hour phone
conversation
The best soy latte that you ever had... and me

Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back toward the Milky Way

LyNdA167: i saw freakin sage today
dacaterpillar: hahahaa
LyNdA167: i know it sucked! :'(
dacaterpillar: where?
LyNdA167: let me tell you about the encounter
dacaterpillar: go for it!
LyNdA167: i was standing in line at wall mart picking up my pictures. then someone comes in and says "i know that person" i immediately recognize her voice because i associate it with the devil
dacaterpillar: hahaha
LyNdA167: so i don't move b/c i am hoping that she will either be talking aobut someone else or not say anything
LyNdA167: but no...she comes and stands next to me in line
dacaterpillar: what a freak
LyNdA167: then she starts blabbing to me for ever and i have to be nice becasue her mom is there
dacaterpillar: what did her mom look like?
LyNdA167: she was like "oh they hate me here" and i wanted to say that people hate you everywhere
dacaterpillar: why do they hate her at wal-mart?
LyNdA167: i tired not to look at either of them
LyNdA167: so i don't remember. sages face was right in mine anyways
dacaterpillar: you mean her double chin and her 90's hair are right in your face
LyNdA167: because she brought like 12 rolls in b/c she just got back from france blah blah blah
dacaterpillar: hahahahhahaa you're great
LyNdA167: so finally they give me my film and i pay for it and i just walk away. she was still talking to me and like asking me questions
LyNdA167: i wanted to kill myself
dacaterpillar: im glad you didnt!
LyNdA167: i thought i was there for like 20 minutes but it was really like 3
dacaterpillar: it was like your freakin nightmare
LyNdA167: for real

im supposed to be writing a response for english but i dont want to so i guess i'll talk to theresa for awhile online

i wish someone would invent the perfect strapless bra because all of mine are horrendous.

it's so warm today and i hope it stays this way forever!

YES this is me

love you tysa!

"You're the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we'd know each other a long time."-Brian Andreas