i never did like it all that much and one day the ax just fell

i got an A on my senior thesis, i am the shiot!

Aye where the party the party at?
Girls on the way where that bacardi at
Models and models talkin’ all of that
You know I can’t forget about my thugs

the party's in hamden fool!

i forgot to give some background info to the student-teach convo. my friend anitra's little sis is talking to one of our teachers from middle school and he is dropping not so subtle hints about what he likes to do online.

teach: hi
studentr: hi insomniaxc
teachr: how are you?
student: I want to but i'm finishing up award certificates
student: who gets highest project average?
student: or is it still corina and consuelo?
teach: but it's not all bad; sometimes if you stay up late, cute girls stop bye to say hi :)
student: haha
student: I am scheduling tommarows activites
teach: haven't had any projects quite in the class of Corina and Consuelo
student: because myn co-consluer doesnt know anything
student: I bet not
teach: r u done with classes?
student: as of friday i was
teach: oh yea
teach: u told me; duh
student: It's ok
teach: i guess i am tired
student: your old and senile. premature loss of memory
student: im kidding
student: young at heart
teacg: maybe even 10 years old
student: hehehehe
student: i always say i'm 13
student: a toys r us kid
teach: good and trying age

student: if I ever grow up, don't let me know about it!
teach: My wife says the older i get, the more i flirt! :)
student: haha
teach: hows your wife?
teach: remember when em and jane made a bus line for her?
teach: I still have the brochere
student: not so good; her brother took her for a week's vacation to Montreal to give her a change; to forget her pain
student: she left today
student: i remember that brochure
teach: I know it sucks but life has i silly wy of somehow working out even if it seems bad

teach: i suppose; People at school tell me they get inspiration from our troubles :/ weird!
student: i learn my lessons to early in life!

student: whatll be left



teach: life is full of surprises
student: i hope good
student: life is treating me dandy for now

student: i guess it feels bad for making it nasty for aheil and its making up for it now

teach: I remember wondering who i would marry and never guessed i'd end up meeting someone on the othherside of the globe
student: that is pretty funny
teach: plus i get married on her island with not one relative of mine there; even tho there were 400 at the reception!
teach: life doesn't make sense sometimes
teach: it's like New eng. weather
student: haha that it doesnt
teach: if u don't like it; wait 5 min and u'll have another season!
teach: Hey, any chance u have an on line picture of urself i can have for my collection of special student memories?
student: yea one silly one
teach: hehe I'll take it if you don't mind :)
student: ok
teach: thanks!

student: no problem
teach: Don't quote me but you look seductive when you're mad :)
student: ha
teach: did you just take it; it's almost like you knew I was going to ask!
student: nop its old
teach: Oh I know; you had sent it to your former love interest; :)

pederass

full name: alison marsha brown
age: 18
height: 5'3"
location: south windsor ct, soon to be hartford ct and then soon to be storrs, ct
siblings (names): brianne, sara
how many people are on your buddy list? 48
friends: too many to name
worst enemy: lassie
one moment that you wish you could re-create: meeting joey mcintyre ( i would have had more inner poise)
what you like best about yourself: my ability to act like sally o'malley from snl
what you like least about yourself: my increasing body consciousness.
how many kids you want to have someday: i don't know.
What you want to be when you grow up: a rich bitch.
brthday: feb 16, 1983
zodiac sign: aquarius.
eye color: brown
hair color: naturally brown, right now im physically and mentally blonde
parents' names: ezra and marsha.


What is your favorite....
color: pink
movie: harold and maude
cd: history by michael jackson
musical group: the beatles
actor: christian bale
actress: drew barrymore
tv show: dawson's creek
radio station: rock 102.1
store: h&m.
drink: diet coke with lemon
brand of clothing: Hennes
magazine: Bust
thing to do on the weekend: sleep and smoke
sport to watch: soccer
sport to play: frisbee.
memory: when i flew
place:readfield me
song:free bird lynard skynard
music: rock and rap
food: pizza
restaurant:friendly's (south windsor's peach pit)
month: december.
nmber: 16
holiday: st patrick's day (im down with any excuse to party and watch 'far and away'
channel: vh1 (i am the champion of rock n roll jeopardy
website: www.dawsonsdesktop.com


*DO YOU BELIEVE IN....
heaven and hell? no.
love at first sight? yes i am so intense
angels? no.
demons? yes.
aliens? yes.
god? yes
fate? yes.
a reason for everything? yes.
yourself? no.
rumors? yes
santa claus? no.
the easter bunny? no.
the tooth fairy? no.


*WHICH IS WORSE?
CD or tape? WHUT UPPPPP RECORDSSSS (go carol channing! go!)
Backstreet Boys or 'N Sync? nsync, backstreet is OLD FOOL
Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson? Britney Spears (wtf is wrong with you theresa? how could you ever put jessica simpson! i know for a fact you love britney spears so dont even front that simpson shiot. FOO)
Eminem or Dr. Dre? dr dre.
Roller blading or ice-skating? trash can swimming.
Internet or phone? internet.
Movie or radio? movie.
AIM or Yahoo messenger? aim


*WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...
your boyfriend/girlfriend cheated on you? throw dog shit at his mom and then smash his face in my dogs butthole
your best friend betrayed you? betray them back
you found out that you were adopted? go hitchiking
you got front row tickets to a really good concert? uhhh id go fool
you won the lottery? buy my dream home and invest and never work again
your wildest dream came true? just call me mrs.prince william


*YES OR NO:
do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? do i look like a person that has a boyfriend? thats right.
do you have a crush on someone? yes


*RANDOM QUESTIONS
what religion are you? unitarian universalist
do you want to get married? i dont believe in institutions even though i belong to several
.do you want to have kids? undecided
if you were a crayon what color would you be? purple rocky mountain.
what are your feelings on abortion? pro-choice.
what are your thoughts about death? our bodies are dirt
do you do any drugs: yes
have you ever gotten drunk? yes
where is your favorite place to go on vacation? anywhere but here
what is your worst fear? choking on my tongue
what is the worst feeling in the world? ignorance PEACE MY PEOPLE
what are your thoughts on teen smoking? smoking is horrible


*HAVE YOU EVER:
gone skinny-dipping? yes.
gone swimming in the ocean: yes.
let a friend cry on your shoulder? yes.
wanted to die? yes.
kissed a guy/girl? yes.
thought you were in love? no.
shopped at abercrombie and fitch? no.
been beaten up? yes, one time this bully on my bus slapped me across the face and i cried really hard
eaten someone else up? no.
been on the honor roll? yes.
been in a car accident? yes
caught a fish? yes.
broken the law? everyday!

if you all you're gonna throw is smack, then step the fuck off.