ok so i am a freak and i researched info about the guy im in love with at work and i found this. isn't he soooo cute?! he's 5 years older than me which isnt that much when you think about it. he had to help me with microsoft excel this morning so i definitley straightened up so he could look at my boobs. He will be mine, oh yes. he will be mine!

YES im going to barenaked ladies tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!

i want this man at work. he's tall, cute and has a fantastic ass. i want him to pull a hugh grant from bridget jones diary and start writing dirty messages to me online. all i ever do at work is go online and i find myself fantasizing about him every second. i need to calm down.

courtesy of the stress test at the spark.

You have it easy. You exhibit a stress percentage of is 25% which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and retarded.

Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:

one of your jobs.


Mom or Dad, you choose.


consciousness.

fuckin funny

Frisbeetarianism, n.:

The belief that when you die, your soul goes up
on the roof and gets stuck.

yeah so im def going to uconn. my mom has stopped being a freakazoid about it. i was originally suppose to earn $2000 by the end of the summer but now that amount is reduced to $800. i just got a job at my dad's office at trinity where i'll be answering phones and running errands but hopefully it wont be that bad because there some pretty cute boys around campus.

i had my kick ass party yesterday. i hope everyone had fun! it was pretty chill but some peeps were dancing. im definitley going to take advantage of my parents being in maine until monday. i still have some beer left if anyone wants to come over and drink it.