sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy, sunshine on my shoulders makes me high

i just back from a gay/lesbian dance club in northampton with sal and tysa. it was highly enjoyable. we cleared out the dance floor and showed everyone who was boss. my new curls were frizzy and straight by the end of the night which is sad, but i guess i'll have to deal. im in definite need of a deep conditioner.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink; that's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.-- W.C.Fields

im a believer!

This is my horoscope ahahhahahahhahahha

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Get the party started early in the day. You may
find yourself running from task to task, but this
is OK - you have the ability to get a lot done by
multi-tasking and keeping things light. As the day
progresses, however, there will be a veil of
restriction that slowly settles over your mood,
and you may find it harder to communicate your
thoughts than it was earlier in the day. Get some
rest before entering the social whirl.

I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joint at night
I smoke two joint in the afternoon
It makes me feel all right

I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more

Daddy he once told me,
"Son, you be hard workin' man"
And momma she once told me,
"Son, you do the best you can"
Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"

Whoa rock me to the night
Ja say

"we fear change"-garth

Oh look out
She came in through the bathroom window,
Protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
By the banks of her own lagoon
Didn’t anybody tell her
Didn’t anybody see
Sundays on the phone to Monday
Tuesdays on the phone to me.
She said she’d always been a dancer
She worked at fifteen clubs a day
And though she thought I knew the answer
Well I knew I could not say.
And so I quit the police department
And got myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me
She could steal but she could not rob.

i like how people travel 3000 miles to NOT FUCKING hang out with me

i hate work i hate work i hate it

yeah totally whatev

i just drove down this street off of main st without the headlights on and i could see the sky so clearly and whenever i would turn on the headlights again the road would light up and the road would be something that i had never imagined could be there. it was so ugly with the headlights so i just kept the headlights off and i drove 5 miles an hour and i saw all the stars and all the corn fields and all the sunlight that was coming out from under the trees and i could see a barn that was off the road with a tractor in front and the air smelled like the very first day you realize that winter is over and spring has begun. the air smelled like when it had just rained and the pavement smelled but it wasn't as potent as that, it was like it had rained an hour ago, not 20 minutes ago but an hour.

and the most amazing songs were playing at the same time so i couldn't hear the puttering of the car but i could hear tom petty's voice screaming, YEAH I'M FREE. FREE FALLING and he WAS he WASSSSSSSS free. HE WAS. he was so free.


Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken.

i love michelle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

happy easter everyone! i don't really celebrate easter anymore because my family basically celebrated it for the easter bunny aspect and once we grew up then it was pointless.

i haven't talked to my sister in 3 days which is weird b/c i usually talk to her everyday but she hasn't called me back and i've literally left like 10 messages on her machine. i don't know what to do!!!!