"you put the happy in my ness. you put the good times in my fun."-Ben Harper

so my friend rachele tells me that i should go to the gym for at least one reason (aside from being healthy) because i could meet guys there. so i guess i never really thought about it until today when i finally went to the gym and this cute guy, im not just exaggerating, came up to me and told me that i should try this other machine because it gives me a much better workout than the one i was using. so all i said was "really?" "oh thanks" and that was that. so then i told sal what happened cause he was working out with me and he's like "you should go talk to him." well he was using the ab machine, and i wanted to work on my abs....but then i thought about it. why the fuck would any guy want to go out with me while i was doing sit ups? im breathing hard, and its probably my worst moment of the day. im sure he's thinking, "i wish this sweaty mongrel would just leave." i just "ran" for like 15 minutes, and sweat is literally dripping from my eyeballs, i haven't taken a shower all day and i forgot to put on deodorant. so that whole "meeting guys at the gym" theory is bullshit.